View Full Version : 1000 Things Not To Do On A First Date!
Rannie
06-06-2008, 06:40 PM
This game is just for the fun of it. Brainstorm something you shouldn't do on a first date. Then tell if you've done what the person before you said. EXAMPLE:
persona: i have never!
never belched the national anthem!
personb: i have once.
never brush your teeth at the table!
ect. Get it? I'll start.
Never make your date pay!
bunnyyy
06-06-2008, 06:43 PM
Well, on my date with this Kathy Lee Bunnyford, I made her pay seventeen karats, we didn't go out together again, needless to say. =(
Never mention that you are secretly a bunny in a human suit with a wife and soon a son. :eek:
the_beginning
06-06-2008, 06:46 PM
rofl never bring your mom on the date lol
bunnyyy
06-06-2008, 06:48 PM
I did that once, just to make sure the girl wasn't psychotic or anything. It turns out she was a psychopath and was institutionalized at Bunny Crazy House. :p
If there is a garden decorative at the restaurant and you're a bunny, do NOT go and eat the garden! :cb_X:
Rannie
06-06-2008, 07:37 PM
Glad to say I've never done that...
Never flirt with another person while on a date. O_o Not good...
bunnyyy
06-07-2008, 10:49 AM
I was on a date with this girl when I was a teenage bunny. I went to use the bunny lavatory and when I came back, she was flirting with about seven other rabbits. I made her pay for the dinner and left.
Never stare at a girl/bunny anywhere else other than her eyes or her face, when you're on a date. o.o
Aceilikecookies
06-07-2008, 12:27 PM
Never Done That Never will.
Never Talk with Your Mouth Open Or She will Be grossed Out LOL
Mimii
06-07-2008, 01:26 PM
Eww.I'm a girl,so you shouldn't do that.& no I've never chewed with my mouth open ANYWHERE.I find that grotesque.
Never leave your phonee on loud.Just vibrate..& if it accidently goes off,do NOT pick it up and say "Wait a minute".That's like saying your phone is more important that the girl./
LostProphetss
06-07-2008, 01:30 PM
Never Done That Never will.
Never Talk with Your Mouth Open Or She will Be grossed Out LOL
I Do That Sometimes and Im A Girl....
bunnyyy
06-08-2008, 06:48 PM
Never talk about G-rated video games like ToonTown Online, Virtual Family Kingdom, Pixie Hollow or other fabulous G-rated MMORPG's like dose. :eek:
Mimii
06-08-2008, 06:53 PM
Don't tell her/him you're on any online games[VFK,VMK,ToonTown,Gaia etc.] 24/7
:O
They'll be like ," Do you have a life ? "
[[No,this has NEVER happened to me because I haven't even been on a date x] ]]
flyingdonkeey
06-08-2008, 11:05 PM
I agree, dont do that,,,, How about never Fart, at least not close enough to be heard,, and definately not smelled
BlueIPodChick
06-08-2008, 11:15 PM
Okay, Ewwww.
LoLz, Umm, Never Mention You Spend More Than 4 Hours On The Computer A Day :D Lol
flyingdonkeey
06-08-2008, 11:21 PM
lol, you say ewww, but it is a natural involuntary action of the human body,, everyone does it, even you,,, how about,, on a first date, try not to throw eggs at your date :)
Linzbinz23
06-09-2008, 10:16 AM
Ok I have never done that.
umm how about if you have braces don't eat anything that will get stuck in them.. That is just really weird..
~Linz
bunnyyy
06-09-2008, 05:32 PM
Because I had buck teeth at one point, being the bunny I is. :D
I ordered a carrot stew with the side of a garden salad and by the time we departed from the restaurant, she didn't want to go out with me again because I had a bunch of yucky food bits stuck in my bunny braces. :rolleyes:
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER ditch your date! I'll admit I did that once and the next time I saw her, she hit me in the face with her brother's carrotchucks.
Mimii
06-10-2008, 09:56 PM
ROFL.Wow.x]
Never get mad at your date.Badbadbad idea.[Again,never been on a date..But books are really..interesting x] ]
Rannie
06-10-2008, 10:10 PM
Never.
Never show them how crazy you can be. :D
Mimii
06-10-2008, 10:25 PM
Never sneeze or cough AT THEIR FACE ![because you don't know how to use a napkin or your hands -.-]
Matt.php
06-17-2008, 05:50 PM
Needless to say, ive never done that, as ive never been on a date X_x.
How about, dont chew with your mouth opened on a date, or start chewing gum and blowing bubbles and snapping it, etc. Those things are just all gross.
~Matt
Wonder
06-17-2008, 06:44 PM
Don't Dance unless your a professional.
[no it doesnt count if you think your a professional LOL]
Mimii
06-18-2008, 02:25 AM
ROFL.
Don't be nervous¬ know how to talk&stutter x]
ilikerarehats
06-18-2008, 09:55 AM
LOL yeah i havnt done those things and i am a girl but i just love the cats
bunnyyy
06-19-2008, 08:52 AM
Umm, I've never done that, because you didn't put anything. o.o
Never ever tell your date that her dress or skirt is repulsive.
I once was on a date and while the bunny was very pretty, she wore a hideous dress to the date. It was green, blue, yellow and had hideous patterns on it. When she went to the washroom, after we were both done eating our carrot stew and garden salad, I wrote her a short letter in sloppy bunnywriting saying that her dress was repulsive. I then paid for the dinner and left as soon as possible.
If you're wondering why I've had so many dates, I was one of the most popular bunnies in school before I got married to my wonderful wife and became fat and lazy. I'm actually avoiding attending my bunny high school reunion next year. :cb_grin:
Yoshininja
07-03-2008, 02:30 AM
Now I have never been liked by a girl so I have not gone on a date yet but Don't try to kiss your date on the first date let some more dates go by then go for the first kiss.
Yes I have kissed a girl but I was like 5 when it happened so I don't that i liked her I think she was crazy that night I mean she had 50 pieces of chocolate.
rollercoasterboi
07-03-2008, 03:21 AM
LOL
Don't kiss a girl before you go on a date any kiss another girl.
BlueIPodChick
07-03-2008, 03:27 AM
Very True, We Don't Particularly Appriciate That. Lol
Don't Make Your Date Pay For Dinner Then Leave Them Without A Ride Home.
~Blue:D
wntntnwk
07-04-2008, 09:23 AM
LOL, bunnyyy, you've had a lot of dates.
Never projectile vomit on your date's face and get some in her mouth too.
XD Yuck
rollercoasterboi
07-04-2008, 09:28 AM
Hey no rollercoasters as siggs LOL JK
Umm dont go to Mcdonalds on a date LOL some where were a girl wants to go to.
bunnyyy
07-04-2008, 12:09 PM
I actually have projectile vomited on my date's face and in her mouth before, I guess. o.o
One time this restaurant had really bad raw eggs as a drink, and I decided to try it, not knowing it would be as bad as it was. Along with some really fattening carrots with vegetables on the inside, after a few minutes the girl was talking about how one time her father puked after he ate some cookies that her sister made. I started thinking more and more about regurgitation because of her being so specific about how the vomit looked and how it sounded and the face he made and how he had to brush his teeth. I projectile vomitted in her face. She cried and ran away. And when I ran up to her near her locker the next day to apologize, she made an inappropriate hand gesture and projectile vomitted in my face. :(
Serves me right, I guess.
And just so you know, you should never ever complain about having to use the restroom and then go right in front of her. I was once at a fancy restaurant near the beach and it was five-star and had wonderful bunny music playing. The only problem, is that there was only one bathroom that was far away and was already occupied. I told my date I had to use the washroom. She told me to go use it then, and when I just sat there, smiling, she asked me, "Aren't you going to use the washroom?". I smiled even larger and said, "I'm already going." The place really stunk after that and me and her were kicked out and she never talked to me again.
wntntnwk
07-04-2008, 12:26 PM
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Never wear a tie and shorts and black socks and flip flops on a date.
iEclipse1997
07-04-2008, 04:47 PM
Never do something humiliating.
wntntnwk
07-04-2008, 05:28 PM
Never kiss on the first date.
StitchRokcs
07-04-2008, 06:09 PM
never take you date to a disney theme park and ride its a small world
iEclipse1997
07-04-2008, 07:28 PM
Never sing a bad Disney song. Seriously that would sound like something my grandmother would've done as a kid..
xDeidara
07-04-2008, 07:31 PM
always be yourself. :]
Miss.Ann
07-04-2008, 07:45 PM
don't dress in old smelly clothes
Kermit
07-04-2008, 07:53 PM
luckily i dress fashionable. :D
never say i love you on the first date
-Fahrenheit
OrangeRyan
07-06-2008, 12:45 PM
Dont ever Kiss the girl. Hugs are okay but kissing is weird.
Rannie
07-06-2008, 02:29 PM
never take you date to a disney theme park and ride its a small world
And why not?
Dont ever Kiss the girl. Hugs are okay but kissing is weird.
Ironically KatyPerry's I Kissed A Girl just came on the radio. ROFL.
Hmm, never get too mushy. First dates are for getting to know the person. NOT pretending it's a love story.
Miss.Ann
07-06-2008, 02:57 PM
Don't forget to wear deoderant if you are a sweaty kind of person
♥JonasBrothers♥
07-06-2008, 11:21 PM
I'm a girl..&& on my first date we went to the movies
this dude laughed like high pictched
after that we sneaked into another movie && i ditched him :)
sorry but he kept asking questions next time i saw him
he was acting all cool && like he didnt see me haha :):):)
xMatter
07-07-2008, 02:04 AM
Tell them you're bored of the date.
They'll be extremely offended. =D
rollercoasterboi
07-07-2008, 02:07 AM
Dont forget to put on B.O stuff guys! LOL :)
xMatter
07-07-2008, 02:10 AM
Do not spill a drink on your date.
They'll be irritated. :D
rollercoasterboi
07-07-2008, 02:12 AM
Never stare at another girl on a date!
xMatter
07-07-2008, 02:16 AM
Do not tell your date you are late for another date.
:O
rollercoasterboi
07-07-2008, 03:08 AM
LOL
Never make her pay..
xMatter
07-07-2008, 03:10 AM
Do not pick your date up at the front door and say..
'Oh, I was looking forward to someone prettier'
:O
rollercoasterboi
07-07-2008, 04:00 AM
True...Never drop the girl off and stay in car..walk her in
xMatter
07-07-2008, 04:10 AM
Do not fall off the steps push her into the ground.
=)
ShadowJr
07-07-2008, 01:01 PM
Never start staring at another girl or... SPLAT!
Whispered
07-07-2008, 01:17 PM
Never get a knife out as a toothpick.
Destination
07-07-2008, 01:28 PM
Never talk about how pretty your ex was. LOL
xMatter
07-07-2008, 06:10 PM
Do not tell your date you are in love on a first date.
Commitment is not ready by then. ;D
Yoshininja
07-09-2008, 11:13 PM
Never pick your nose and eat it, that's bad. Don't pick and wipe on the table, even worse. Don't pick then wipe it on your date, OMG that is like supercalifragilisticexpialidotiously bad.
Mimii
07-09-2008, 11:17 PM
ROFL.
No I've NEVER done that ^^^^^^.
Don't.
Ever.
Talk.
Or.
Even.
MENTION.
Your.
Ex.
Ever. x]
FunnyKittyCat
07-28-2008, 12:01 PM
Never say you are sick and start throwing up on her food.
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